MUSEUM JOKES.

“And this over here” croaked the 90 year old museum tour guide, “is a fossil 4 million and 69 years old, on it’s left you can see another fossil that’s 2 million and 69 years old.” “Wow! That’s really fascinating,” said a fellow in the audience, “how can you age it so accurately to the year?” “Well that’s simple” answered the old chap, “It was two million years old when I started working here 69 years ago.”… Read more: Funny Stories http://www.greatcleanjokes.com/jokes/other-joke-types/funny-stories/#ixzz2jObvegMQ