Friday 27 September 2013

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Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"

BUNCH OF SMOKERS

Two friends smoked weed... One went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to his friend naked! He stood in front of his friend and asked, "How do I look in my new suit?" The friend looked at him, smiled, took ­another puff and said, "You look so amazing in the suit but you put your tie below the waist instead of putting it on the neck!" - See more at: http://blog.onlinenigeria.com/jokes/3415-the-effects-of-drugs.html#sthash.ehJv5PEg.dpuf

WHAT WAS ON HER MIND BEFORE?

A hot secretary came out angry out of her boss' office. So her colleague asked her, "What happened? You went in happy and came out really angry" On which the woman replied, "He asked me if I am free tonight...Of course I said that I am absolutely free! And then that bastard gave me 45 pages to type!

ALL ABOUT JOKES.

sometimes, I find some jokes hilarious that i forgot too laugh. Are those jokes really funny/